1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,937 (soft upbeat music) 2 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,968 (upbeat music) 3 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,866 (doorbell ringing) 4 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,369 - Can I help, you? 5 00:03:56,369 --> 00:04:00,340 - Hi, I hope I'm not disturbing you. 6 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,775 - Yeah, actually, you are. 7 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,747 - Oh, so this is what it looks like from the inside. 8 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,416 They've been working on the renovation for weeks. 9 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:19,926 Wow, a lovely job they've done on the kitchen. 10 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,498 - Ben. 11 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,735 - I did interrupt something. 12 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,737 Terribly sorry. Lizelle James. 13 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,538 I live across the street. 14 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:35,208 - Jackie, and this is Ben. 15 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,442 - Are you guys married? 16 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,343 - No. - Not yet. 17 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,947 - Well, no matter. 18 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,249 We're so delighted the two of you have moved in. 19 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,785 When you saw your car, I just couldn't wait 20 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,755 to come over and welcome you to the complex. 21 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:53,459 - That's very nice, but do you think we could talk later? 22 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,561 - Oh, I'm sorry. 23 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,764 You must think I'm just terrible to burst in. 24 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,332 I'll leave right away. 25 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,234 - We don't mean to be rude. 26 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,436 We just have other things to do. 27 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:06,406 - Don't worry. I understand. 28 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,908 I just came to invite you to a little pool party 29 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,477 over at our house tomorrow afternoon. 30 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,279 You can meet all the neighbors. 31 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,581 Everyone in the complex will be there. 32 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:19,786 Well, I guess I should leave you two 33 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,455 to finish up your business. 34 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,558 (laughing awkwardly) 35 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,429 - Nice meeting you. 36 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,532 - Yes, well, all right, bye. 37 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,366 - Bye. 38 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,909 (door opening) 39 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,177 - She's gone. 40 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,145 - Ben, I'm not in the mood anymore. 41 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,380 - Oh come on. 42 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,347 - Listen, we ought to go to that party. 43 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,682 We should meet our neighbors. 44 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:50,783 - Yeah, mm-hm, great. 45 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:51,951 - What am I gonna wear? 46 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:52,752 - I don't know. 47 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,586 - Ugh. 48 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:08,201 - Do you think we're dressed too casually? 49 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,236 - I don't think it really matters. 50 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,371 - Ben, of course it matters. 51 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,805 They're our neighbors. 52 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,207 I wanna make sure they think we're up to standards. 53 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,475 - It's a pool party. 54 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,909 I'm sure all you need to do is wear your bikini. 55 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,011 Besides, you look great. Don't worry about it. 56 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,413 - Thanks, I'm a bit nervous. 57 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,581 It was so very difficult to get 58 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,449 into his Verdana Hills Complex. 59 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,052 It's a good thing we had an in with the real estate guy. 60 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:26,886 Don't you think it's cute that Lizelle thought 61 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,554 that we were married? 62 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,089 (laughing) 63 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,891 - We live together. I mean, what's the difference, huh? 64 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,493 - You know there's a difference. 65 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,194 Anyway, let's just enjoy the party. 66 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,729 I'm dying to meet the neighbors. 67 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,866 (intercom beeping) 68 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,901 - [Woman] Come in, everyone is at the pool. 69 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:46,639 (upbeat pulsing music) 70 00:06:58,684 --> 00:06:59,519 - Wow. 71 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,256 - They must have the hugest house in the complex. 72 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,194 (upbeat pulsing music) 73 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:14,801 (guests chattering) 74 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,037 (upbeat pulsing music) 75 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,964 - Ben, is it my imagination or are those people naked? 76 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,232 - Where? 77 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,400 - By the pool. 78 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,970 - Nope, no clothes. 79 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,006 - Oh, there you are. 80 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:57,443 Everyone is just dying to meet you. 81 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,746 (guests chattering) 82 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,082 This is Lorenzo, my husband. 83 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,652 - Very nice to meet you. 84 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:07,987 It's Jackie, isn't it? 85 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:08,821 - Yes, it is. 86 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,858 - Welcome to the community. 87 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,460 I hope you enjoy Verdana Hills. 88 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,562 We certainly do. 89 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:19,432 - Well, with your warm welcome, I'm sure we will. 90 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,300 - Where's your husband? 91 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,637 - Oh, boyfriend, not husband yet. 92 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,006 - I'm sure he will be. Where is he? 93 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,407 - Well, he should be around. 94 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,578 (upbeat pulsing music) 95 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,714 There he is. 96 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:35,548 Ben? Ben? 97 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,051 Come here. 98 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,423 This is Lorenzo, Lizelle's husband. 99 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:45,758 - Nice to meet you. 100 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,960 - It's a pleasure to meet you. 101 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,029 - Jackie, I want you to meet some people. 102 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,333 This is Helen. 103 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,669 Helen lives in Number 28, by herself. 104 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,106 Helen's in charge of business affairs. 105 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,377 And she's the toughest lady I've ever met. 106 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,945 - Welcome to Verdana Hills. 107 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,179 - Thank you. 108 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,180 - And this is Bill. 109 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,120 Bill, here, is married to Gloria over there. 110 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,356 (upbeat pulsing music) 111 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,993 What a beauty. 112 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:23,462 We're all jealous of Bill here, 113 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,766 because he's made gazillions with his internet software. 114 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:31,270 He's the only one with a house bigger than us. 115 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,706 - Nice to meet you. 116 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,574 - Thanks, it's nice meeting you both. 117 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,979 - So, Ben, may I offer you something to drink? 118 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,515 - Yeah, sure. 119 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,018 - Lizelle and I like our parties to have 120 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:49,021 an open atmosphere, if you understand my meaning. 121 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:50,823 - Thank you. 122 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,061 Good stuff. 123 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,830 - Yes, gets better all the time. 124 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,399 (upbeat music) 125 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,346 So, um, 126 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,649 do you know them? 127 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,884 - Of course, they're my guests. 128 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,553 - And you don't mind? 129 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,021 - Mind? Of course not. 130 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:27,460 Ben, we're an open-minded community here, very open-minded. 131 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,129 Normally, we don't ask new residents to our private parties 132 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,565 but Lizelle really liked you two. 133 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,567 You must have made quite an impression on her. 134 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,837 - Well, we just met her briefly. 135 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,905 - Yeah, she really liked you. 136 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,875 Ben, are you an adventurous man? 137 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,678 - Yeah, I like to think that I am. 138 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,781 - Well then, we have a game here in Verdana Hills. 139 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,616 Only a chosen few get to play it. 140 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,352 We thought you might like to join in. 141 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,554 - Really? 142 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,355 What is it? 143 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,291 - Elixir of women. 144 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,029 Wet, clinging bodies. 145 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,698 These hot summer days are so sensual. 146 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,433 Do you ever wonder what might happen if there 147 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,835 were no taboos, if all the prohibitions 148 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,371 and restrictions of society were lifted? 149 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,841 If you could sleep with any woman at any given time. 150 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,844 - Well now that would be paradise, wouldn't it? 151 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,047 But then, what would the women say? 152 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,415 - Exactly. 153 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,917 But here, the women all know. 154 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,420 In a few hours, all the players of a little game 155 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,589 called Swap will sit around a card table and pick a card. 156 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:35,161 Sometimes the women go first, sometimes the men go first. 157 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,763 The woman that picks the ace of hearts will go off 158 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,265 into the night with the lucky fellow 159 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,200 who also picks the ace of hearts. 160 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,401 And so on. 161 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,670 - Are you serious? 162 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,473 - Dead serious. 163 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,676 No guilt, no recriminations. 164 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:54,080 Instead, experimentation, pleasure. 165 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,714 Think of the potential, huh? 166 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,884 Think of the new heights of sensation you can reach. 167 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,920 If you want to play, that is. 168 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,622 We're inviting you and Jackie. 169 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,425 - You are serious. 170 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,260 - I never joke about sex. 171 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,896 I'll let you think about it. 172 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,234 Talk it over with Jackie. 173 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,237 We'll be in the game room after 10 o'clock tonight. 174 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,474 (upbeat pulsing music) 175 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,846 - You have got to be kidding me, Ben. 176 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,048 - Jackie, you're overreacting. It's just a game. 177 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,449 - Ben, that's crazy. 178 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,750 That's just an excuse for Lorenzo 179 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,486 to fool around with all the other ladies. 180 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,787 - It's just a game where consenting 181 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:35,821 adults are experimenting. 182 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,556 I mean, what's wrong with that? 183 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,526 Everybody gets bored with their wife or husband. 184 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,462 - What do you mean? We're not even married. 185 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,464 Are you bored with me already? 186 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,866 - No, that's not what I mean. 187 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,901 - Then what do you mean? 188 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,970 Did you see what was going on at the party? 189 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,239 - Yeah, I saw, but I thought it was great. 190 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,508 Two mature people enjoying themselves. 191 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,209 - And you don't think that's a little weird? 192 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,644 - No, it's an open-minded community. 193 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,446 I mean, they invited us to join them. 194 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,416 - Lizelle. 195 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,418 - What about Lizelle? 196 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,054 - She was eyeing you at the party all night. 197 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,723 It's a scheme of theirs. 198 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,458 - Oh, God, you're being ridiculous. 199 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,493 It's a game, it's just a simple game 200 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,862 where people are experimenting with new things. 201 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,331 Nobody's gonna make you do anything that you don't wanna do. 202 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,600 - Ben, I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 203 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,772 (clock ticking) 204 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,140 - Never mind. 205 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,675 - You were looking at the clock. 206 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,177 - No, I didn't look at the clock. 207 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,646 I mean, you said you didn't wanna go. I respect that. 208 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,880 Just forget about it. 209 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,249 Look, why don't I get some champagne, 210 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,019 and we'll just have a nice, quiet evening at home, okay? 211 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,461 (sighing) 212 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,368 (tennis balls bouncing) 213 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,169 - Hey, Ben. 214 00:13:58,904 --> 00:13:59,672 Wait up. 215 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,680 Hey, Ben, haven't seen you around in a while. 216 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,682 - Yeah, I been busy, you know. 217 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,451 - Yeah, market is rather hot at the moment, isn't it? 218 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,285 - Yeah, it's okay. 219 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,920 - So, Jackie said no? 220 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,592 - What do you think? 221 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,094 - They always say no at first. 222 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,997 What are they gonna say, eh? Great, fantastic? 223 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:25,864 Too embarrassing. 224 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,934 I'm sure she'll warm up to the idea. 225 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,537 - Well, you're a lot more optimistic than I am. 226 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,141 - Hey trust me. She'll change her mind. 227 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,015 - That is great. 228 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,283 Great. 229 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,819 Okay, we'll see you this Sunday. 230 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,820 Uh-huh, bye. 231 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:50,990 Hey, Sexy. 232 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,493 - Who was that? 233 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:55,561 - My girlfriend Beth. 234 00:14:56,962 --> 00:15:00,099 - Beth? What's Beth up to on Sunday? 235 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,267 - She's getting married. 236 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,802 - You gotta be kidding me. 237 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,371 - Can you believe it? 238 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,173 Suddenly she calls me outta the blue, she's met some guy, 239 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,842 he's crazy about her. 240 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,443 He wanted to take her to Vegas and do it 241 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,544 right then and there. 242 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,714 - It's not a bad idea, no overhead. 243 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,684 - Ben. 244 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,420 Anyway, she convinced him to have a quick hotel wedding, 245 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,555 which her mother was delighted to arrange. 246 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,026 - Well good for Beth. 247 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,068 - Well, she wants us to come to Vegas 248 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,903 so that we can have a double wedding. 249 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,172 - Over my dead body. 250 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,043 - Which part? 251 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,511 Our wedding or her wedding? 252 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,912 - No, her wedding of course. 253 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,781 I mean, you know I don't get along with Beth. 254 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,384 - I see. So, does this mean you'll go with me on Sunday? 255 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,421 - I'll go if you go. 256 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,590 - Are you sure? I know how much you hate weddings. 257 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,659 - I've been to weddings before, okay. 258 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,995 Look, I'm gonna go work out. I'll talk to you later. 259 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:03,829 - Bye. - Bye. 260 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,740 (upbeat electronic music) 261 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:37,596 - Lose something? 262 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:39,765 - Damn, you scared me. 263 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,104 Thanks. 264 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,843 - Yeah, I found it in the gym last night. 265 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,946 - Yeah, I was checking out the workout room. 266 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,347 - I thought I saw you there. 267 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,050 - You may have. 268 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,153 Well, thanks. 269 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,856 - Hey, listen, wait. Would you mind giving me a ride home? 270 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,558 - Sure, hop in. - Thanks. 271 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,769 (engine starting) 272 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,773 - So, we haven't properly met. I'm Gloria Camden. 273 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:25,010 And you, you must be the Ben that everybody's talking about. 274 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,447 - (chuckles) I didn't know everybody was talking about me. 275 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,182 It's nice to meet you. 276 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,618 So, um. 277 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,354 - Yes? 278 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,990 - Uh, does, does your husband Bill 279 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,525 know what you were doing the other night? 280 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,661 - Of course he does. He was there when I picked my card. 281 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,129 - Really? 282 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:47,466 - Yeah, but he wasn't quite as lucky. He got Helen. 283 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,400 - Helen? What's wrong with Helen? 284 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,102 Helen's an attractive woman. 285 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,839 - Yes, but Helen tends to be a little aggressive. 286 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,942 And she scares a lot of men off. 287 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,578 - (chuckles) You guys are really something. You know that? 288 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,747 (laughing) 289 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,207 - It's a great moment, isn't it? Nobody else around us. 290 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,411 - Hey, look. 291 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:37,716 - Oh come on, Ben. You know you wanna play the game. 292 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,752 Probably more than anybody else. 293 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:46,124 In fact, most of us wish you would play the game. 294 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,796 All the girls are talking about you, you know. 295 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,732 Jogging, working out every morning. 296 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:58,137 God, I can only imagine the body 297 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,072 you're hiding underneath these clothes. 298 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,075 It's a shame, though, you know. 299 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,011 Jackie's got you all to herself. 300 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,548 (engine idling) 301 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,721 My husband wouldn't like it too much 302 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,955 if he saw us out here. 303 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,292 But you know, if it was swap night, 304 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,161 all those rules would go right out the window. 305 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,064 And we could do anything we want. 306 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:33,005 So if I pick the ace of hearts, will you pick it too? 307 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,181 It's next week. Don't forget. 308 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,086 (birds singing) 309 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,238 - Hello, Jackie, do you mind if I join you? 310 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,877 - No, of course not, please. 311 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,430 - Would you mind rubbing some lotion on my back? 312 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,100 - Uh, sure. 313 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,185 - Mm, that's nice. 314 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,620 Could you get my lower back too? 315 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,521 I always seem to miss that spot. 316 00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,224 - Here? 317 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,461 - Yeah, just a little lower. 318 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,198 Oh yeah, there. 319 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,534 Mm. 320 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:11,536 - That good enough? 321 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,572 - Fantastic, thank you. 322 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:19,277 God, it's a great day for margaritas. Would you like one? 323 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,913 - Yeah, sounds great, but who's gonna deliver? 324 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,856 (phone beeping) 325 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,727 - Carmen, would you mind telling the housekeeper 326 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,796 to bring over a couple of margaritas? 327 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,234 Actually, you know what, why don't you make that a pitcher? 328 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,101 Thank you. 329 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,204 (phone beeping) 330 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,706 It's on its way. 331 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,640 - Great (chuckles). 332 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:08,226 - So I told him, I said, Look, if you're really serious, 333 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:11,730 you better put that ring on my finger and quit 334 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:15,067 throttling that other guy's neck all the time. 335 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,035 - Maybe that's a good idea. 336 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,137 I mean, nothing else seems to be working. 337 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,940 - Yeah, well, you know how I keep Bill in check? 338 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,443 It's hard to keep the passion going in a marriage 339 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,812 year after year after year. 340 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:27,846 - That's what I hear. 341 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,483 - Well, we play the game Swap. 342 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,387 - You do? 343 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:39,491 Wow, that sounds a little perverted to me. 344 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,860 - Why? You don't have to do anything. 345 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,162 I mean, I pick a card, Bill picks the card, 346 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,031 and when I come home, Bill still knows 347 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,800 that I'm the only woman in the world for him. 348 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,635 - And he doesn't mind that you've just 349 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,504 had sex with someone else? 350 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,539 - You don't have to have sex. 351 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,641 I mean, you can do whatever you want. 352 00:22:56,641 --> 00:23:00,912 You can walk, you can talk, you can play Monopoly, 353 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:04,883 or for all I care you can sit and watch TV all night. 354 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:11,790 Besides, it might be a real good way to get Ben's attention. 355 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:20,198 - So, you think the swap will make Ben jealous? 356 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,234 - I'm certain of it. 357 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:28,039 Besides, what harm 358 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,908 could having a little pleasure bring. 359 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:44,489 Relax. 360 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:50,395 Like I said, what harm could having a little pleasure bring? 361 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:55,333 Like I said, what harm could having a little pleasure bring? 362 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,903 (upbeat music) 363 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,724 ♪ Another day 364 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,828 ♪ Waits for me outside that door ♪ 365 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:26,231 ♪ All the same questions 366 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:32,404 So I wonder if that would have made Ben jealous. 367 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,139 - I don't know. 368 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,142 I think Ben still has some wild oats to sow. 369 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,377 - Well then the swap is perfect, and he'll realize 370 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:41,313 just how wonderful you are 371 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,481 when he starts seeing other women. 372 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,551 - I don't know about that. I'll have to think about it. 373 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,953 - Don't think about it too long. 374 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,788 I bet if you make Ben really jealous, 375 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,591 you'll have that ring on your finger before you know it. 376 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,560 - Hm. 377 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,362 Maybe I'll have to try that. 378 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:01,299 - They're having another swap on Friday. 379 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,503 Lizelle will call you with all the details, okay? 380 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,504 - Okay (chuckles). 381 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:15,480 - Mm, so Lizelle called today. 382 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,314 - She did? 383 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:20,619 - She invited us to her house party tomorrow. 384 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:22,721 - Really? 385 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,025 - I thought maybe we should go. 386 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:31,062 - You wanna go? 387 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,831 Is it gonna be like the last party? 388 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:33,665 - I think so. 389 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,670 - So, you changed your mind? 390 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,240 - Well, I know how badly you wanted 391 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,575 to participate last time. 392 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,511 - I didn't if you didn't. 393 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,917 - No, I just thought about what you said, 394 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,686 and it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. 395 00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,390 - Don't just do it because of me. 396 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,357 - No, I'm not. 397 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:03,595 I just thought, why not? 398 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,364 Might be kind of fun to experiment. 399 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,008 (chuckling) 400 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:19,811 (guests chattering) 401 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:22,213 (soft music) 402 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:58,450 - As you all know, this game has rules, very strict rules. 403 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:02,520 That's what allows us to enjoy the game to its fullest. 404 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,390 Whatever happens here tonight stays with us. 405 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,692 Tomorrow morning, no one is allowed to ask questions 406 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:11,429 about tonight, and no one is obligated to say anything, 407 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,031 unless of course they want to. 408 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:17,535 Here are the two sets of cards. 409 00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:19,404 No exchanging cards allowed. 410 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,539 The swap is up tomorrow morning at dawn. 411 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:25,176 If it doesn't happen by then, it doesn't happen at all. 412 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,512 And we have a new couple here tonight. 413 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,381 Ben, and Jackie. 414 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,418 Since this is Ben and Jackie's first time, 415 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,587 let's go over the rules again. 416 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,956 The master bedroom is forbidden. 417 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,424 We like knowing there's at least one place 418 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,426 no one else has occupied. 419 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:45,530 Two, no one outside this group is allowed to join in. 420 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,032 Darling, you've counted these. 421 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:49,501 Okay. 422 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,203 How about ladies first? 423 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,741 - Great. I'll get the ball rolling. 424 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:17,228 Here you are. 425 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,066 - Now, gentlemen. 426 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,935 The ace of clubs. 427 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,640 - Ace of diamonds, hm. 428 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:34,379 - Um, here. 429 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,185 - That's Josh, Helen's gardener. 430 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,719 She always brings him with her. 431 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:45,723 - Ace of hearts. 432 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:47,992 - Ace of spades. 433 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,596 - I was hoping I'd get you. 434 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:53,431 Come on. 435 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,382 You know, I love it in here. 436 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:15,120 It's so, sensuous. 437 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,589 So surreal. 438 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,125 Don't you think? 439 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:29,434 (upbeat music) 440 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,230 - So, where should we go? 441 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,100 - I'm not sure. 442 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,002 How about a bar down the road? 443 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:04,836 - A bar? 444 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,240 - Or a diner. It doesn't matter to me. 445 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:14,145 - I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this awkward. 446 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,247 This is just new to me. 447 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,349 So, what should we do? 448 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,352 - I don't know. 449 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,521 We could just walk for a bit. 450 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,456 - Sounds good. It's a beautiful night. 451 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,661 (crickets chirping) 452 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:33,698 (door opening) 453 00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:36,868 - Oh. 454 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,772 Well, it looks like somebody else found my secret place. 455 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,676 I guess we'll have to go somewhere else. 456 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,046 - Why don't you join us? 457 00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,149 There's plenty of room. 458 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,154 - And what do you think about that, Ben? 459 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,165 - Oh, your classmates must have been shocked 460 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:09,067 when you walked in with Gloria on your arm. 461 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,335 - Oh, they were. 462 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:12,237 They all recognized her from her modeling days. 463 00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:15,206 You know, they used to call me geek. 464 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,175 They couldn't believe it when I walked in with Gloria. 465 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,244 And Mike, the captain of the football team who used 466 00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:22,513 to punch me out every day after school just for the hell 467 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:25,483 of it, and when I saw him, he was bald 468 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,752 with a big old beer gut. 469 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:30,255 And his wife was, shall we say, on the plump side. 470 00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:34,559 He even asked me for a job. That was a sweet night. 471 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,461 - Well that must have made you feel good. 472 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:37,862 Did you give him a job? 473 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:40,064 - I'm not that nice. 474 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,367 I remember one time I had to fly out to Paris. 475 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,403 Now there's a beautiful city. Have you ever been there? 476 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,271 - Mm-mm. 477 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:47,572 (phone ringing) 478 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,274 - I'm sorry. I'll just be a minute. 479 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:51,476 Hello. 480 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,711 Marty, is anything wrong? 481 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:59,083 The meeting went fine. They're just going over the contract. 482 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,087 Marty, Marty, just sit tight, okay. 483 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,990 I'm sure we'll have an answer soon. 484 00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:10,595 Now, I have to go. I'll call you in the morning. 485 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,429 Right. 486 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,800 - Wow, sounds like you have an exciting job. 487 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,370 To be able to travel to all those places, must be wonderful. 488 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:22,473 - Yeah, it's great, but it can be pretty intense. 489 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,310 I just got back from New York, 490 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:29,113 putting the finishing touches on a pretty big job. 491 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,849 And we're just waiting on a contract, 492 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:34,352 waiting on a signature really. 493 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,087 (sighing) 494 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,089 Barring any sudden catastrophe. 495 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,427 - Well, sounds like you've got it covered. 496 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,295 I'm sure it'll be fine. 497 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:47,298 (crickets chirping) 498 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,670 - You know, you're a really great lady. 499 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:57,275 How come you haven't gotten hitched to some nice guy? 500 00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:58,876 (laughing) 501 00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:00,411 - I have a nice guy. 502 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,381 I'm just waiting for him to pop the question. 503 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,116 - He's a fool if he doesn't soon. 504 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:06,884 - Thank you. 505 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:11,189 (soft music) 506 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,457 So, here we are. 507 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,829 - You know, I'm glad I picked your card. 508 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,131 I had fun tonight. 509 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,301 - Me too. It was nice. 510 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:27,839 - Yeah, you know, sometimes talking can be 511 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,675 so much better than-- 512 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,677 - Yeah, it's really hard to find decent 513 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,545 conversation these days. 514 00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:37,515 - Ben's a lucky guy. 515 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:42,253 - Well, good night. 516 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:45,089 Or rather, should I say, good morning? 517 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,529 - Good night and good morning. 518 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,866 Sleep tight. 519 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:55,800 - Okay. 520 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,770 (crickets chirping) 521 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:05,376 (soft guitar music) 522 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:32,403 - Good morning. 523 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:34,105 - Morning. 524 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:36,741 Boy, am I tired. 525 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,309 - How about some coffee? 526 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:40,244 - Yeah, that'd be great. 527 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,689 That hit the spot. 528 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,458 - So how was your night last night? 529 00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:57,094 - Jackie, you know you're not supposed to ask me questions. 530 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:58,496 Remember the deal, huh? 531 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,033 - So I can't even ask you how your night was? 532 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:06,104 - No. I see you had quite a late evening last night. 533 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,505 You weren't here when I got in. 534 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:08,706 Hope you had fun. 535 00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:10,508 - It wasn't like that at all. 536 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,643 - Hey, look, I'm not asking a question, okay. 537 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,145 I'm just stating a fact. 538 00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:16,514 You weren't in our bed when I fell asleep last night. 539 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:18,149 - Bill is a very nice guy. 540 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,219 - I didn't say he wasn't. 541 00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:23,688 - He's very rich too. 542 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,491 He was telling me all about his company last night. 543 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,127 He's going public this month. 544 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,529 - Are you trying to make me jealous? 545 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:32,763 - No, of course not. 546 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,766 - Can you hand me some of the paper? 547 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,772 - Ben, it wasn't like that. 548 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,575 We just walked and talked all night. 549 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:47,311 He was a perfect gentleman. He didn't try a thing. 550 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:49,814 It's a good thing he didn't, 551 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,682 because I don't know what I would have done if he did. 552 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:54,252 - Oh you didn't do anything? 553 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,987 Wait wait wait, don't say anything. 554 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,089 I'm not supposed to ask you any questions, right? 555 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,260 - No, we just talked. Happy? 556 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:04,428 - Why would I be happy, huh? 557 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,697 I mean it was your night, your choice. 558 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:07,665 I hope you had fun. 559 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,870 - Ben, do you love me? 560 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:15,873 - Of course I do. 561 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,877 - Then let's not continue with this swap thing. 562 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:26,417 - Not this again. You just told me you had fun last night. 563 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:30,121 - I don't think our relationship will last if we continue. 564 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,989 The temptations are too great. 565 00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,761 - Don't worry about it. I mean, what harm could it do? 566 00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:49,807 (tennis ball bouncing) 567 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:01,085 - Man, that groundstroke of yours has really come along. 568 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,320 - I warned you, didn't I? 569 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,555 - The way you were playing, I coach, man. 570 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,390 - Hey, look who's here. 571 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,192 - [Ben] Good afternoon, gentlemen. 572 00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:10,595 - Hey, it's good to see that last night 573 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:13,130 hasn't affected your fitness regime, huh? 574 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,333 - Absolutely not. I feel like a million bucks. 575 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,667 I could run a marathon. 576 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,669 - I'm glad to see that you're getting 577 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,037 into the swing of the game. 578 00:37:21,238 --> 00:37:22,807 I knew you were the right couple to ask. 579 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:24,375 - Oh yes, we sure are. 580 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,711 And I would like to thank you two gentlemen for allowing me 581 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:29,347 to participate in the activities last evening. 582 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:30,281 - The more the merrier. 583 00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:31,549 There'll be more of course. 584 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:32,717 We'll keep you posted about the next party. 585 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:35,286 - I'd appreciate it. Absolutely. 586 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,688 - You have an amazing girl there, Ben. 587 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:40,491 - Oh, that's right. You got to spend some time with her. 588 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:45,463 - Now, Ben, remember the rules. No questions allowed. 589 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,998 - I'm not asking a question. 590 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,935 But, Bill, no offense, but you're not Jackie's type. 591 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:53,537 - What is that supposed to mean? 592 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:54,872 - Come on now, Ben. 593 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,440 - It means that I'm not gonna lose any sleep 594 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,676 wondering what you and Jackie did last night. 595 00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:00,511 You're a big shot, Bill, you got a little money 596 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,747 to throw around, but to be quite honest with you, 597 00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,548 Jackie likes her man to be a man's man, 598 00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:05,783 if you know what I mean. 599 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:06,951 - What the hell you trying to say? 600 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,954 - All right, hotshot, cool your jets. 601 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,422 - It was millionaire Bill here who started 602 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:12,657 saying things about Jackie. 603 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:14,792 - I was just paying you a compliment, asshole. 604 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,294 - Hey, look, I don't need any compliments 605 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,195 about Jackie from you, all right. 606 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:20,398 If I were you, I'd be wondering why my wife 607 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,200 wants to get down everybody's pants but my own. 608 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,368 - What the hell's your problem, buddy? 609 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:26,537 - All right, hotshot, get out of here. 610 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:27,772 - What? 611 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,140 - Get out of here. Go and cool off. 612 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,415 - Asshole. 613 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,652 (crickets chirping) 614 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,088 (dog barking) 615 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,757 - Gloria. Hey, Gloria, wait up. 616 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,059 Where you been for the past two weeks? 617 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,460 I haven't seen you anywhere. 618 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:55,966 - Listen, Ben, if you can't play by the rules, 619 00:38:55,966 --> 00:39:00,171 do us all a big favor and don't play the game at all, okay? 620 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:00,971 - What? 621 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,642 - You are such an amateur. 622 00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:22,426 - Hey take it easy, buddy. 623 00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:24,128 You're gonna give yourself a heart attack. 624 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,934 - Hey, how's it going? 625 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:30,768 - Fine. 626 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,071 Helen thinks I'm getting a little too soft 627 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:35,639 from doing her gardens. 628 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:38,843 - Oh, so she sent you to the gym to pump up? 629 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,313 - Nah, I'm just putting you on (laughs). 630 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:44,915 I love to work out. 631 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,319 Gotta stay fit in my line of work. 632 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:50,454 Great facility here, too. 633 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:52,990 One of the benefits of working here. 634 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:55,025 - So are you and Helen um? 635 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,261 - What? 636 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,965 - Are you guys a couple? 637 00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:02,233 - No way. 638 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,869 - What's the matter? She's a beautiful woman. 639 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:07,037 - I didn't say she wasn't, but 640 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,840 she's not my type. 641 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,910 A little too aggressive for me. 642 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,279 I mean, she's a real control freak. 643 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:18,349 - Well you two came to the party together last night. 644 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,618 - Well who else was she gonna bring, her grandmother? 645 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,155 - True. 646 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,689 Hey, have you seen Gloria lately because I just ran 647 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:28,125 into her outside, and she gave me the cold shoulder. 648 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,395 - Really? 649 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:32,229 - Yeah. 650 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,933 - Well, I haven't seen her. 651 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:40,771 Let me tell you something, though. 652 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:47,244 Couple weeks ago, I saw her having this huge argument 653 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:50,648 with her husband, and they were like, breaking glasses 654 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:53,951 and shouting all kinds of profanities at each other. 655 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,386 - Really? 656 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,288 - Yeah, didn't look too good. 657 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,089 I mean, but they're always like that. 658 00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:00,524 The next week, we see them again, 659 00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:02,693 they're smiling, they're all happy. 660 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,128 She's always like that. 661 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,163 - Oh. 662 00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,431 - So you gonna play again? 663 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,166 - Play what? The game? 664 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,000 - [Josh] Yeah. 665 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,535 - Yeah, sure, why not? 666 00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:16,440 - Well, between you and me, I think the game is rigged. 667 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:18,509 - You're kidding? 668 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,710 - No. 669 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:22,079 Lorenzo and Lizelle, they seem to always know 670 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:23,314 what all the cards are. 671 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,182 They always get new kids on the block. 672 00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:27,284 In fact, surprised that Lorenzo didn't pluck 673 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,652 your girlfriend that night. 674 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,155 But then again, they probably didn't wanna make it 675 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,290 too obvious if they both picked the new meat. 676 00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:37,461 What would be good for me is if 677 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:41,165 we all got to pick our own partner. 678 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:44,735 That would be good, because then we could change our cards. 679 00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:45,970 Which would be even greater 680 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:48,105 because then I would never get Helen. 681 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:49,907 And that would be great, because then I would never 682 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:51,742 have to spend a whole night with her. 683 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,879 She's a little too domineering for my taste. 684 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,848 But you're still fair game, buddy. 685 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:01,952 - Mm. 686 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,300 (soft music) 687 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,865 - Hey, that looks great. 688 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,066 Did you buy that for me? 689 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,469 - No, actually, I bought it for tonight. 690 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:54,338 - Oh. 691 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,076 - What time's it start? 692 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,210 - 10 PM, promptly. 693 00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:03,914 - What happens if we're late? 694 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,484 - Why, you having second thoughts? 695 00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:09,253 - No, why, are you? 696 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,655 - No, I just thought I'd ask if you were, that's all. 697 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:13,557 - Well, I'm not. 698 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,359 - Well, good. 699 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:16,593 - Good. 700 00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:17,394 - All right then, well, hurry up and get ready 701 00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:18,829 so we're not late. 702 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:19,630 - Okay. 703 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:24,969 One sec. Just wanna put on some perfume. 704 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:41,919 Well, what are you doing? 705 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:43,787 - What am I doing? 706 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,190 I'm gonna put on some cologne. 707 00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:11,148 (upbeat music) 708 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:14,818 (guests chattering) 709 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:18,088 (pool balls colliding) 710 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:21,658 - Honey. 711 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,229 They're not coming. 712 00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:26,130 - I know. 713 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,732 (upbeat music) 714 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,647 Remember that the master bedroom is forbidden 715 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:46,183 and the swap is up at dawn. 716 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,886 Some of you seem to have forgotten that last time. 717 00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:51,522 (guests laughing) 718 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,956 - Oh, hi. 719 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,292 - Hey, hello. 720 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,294 - Hi. - Hi. 721 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,196 - Just in time. 722 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:04,101 I think gentlemen first. 723 00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:05,369 - Oh, I'll go first. 724 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:08,806 - It's good to see such enthusiasm, Ben. 725 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,509 (upbeat music) 726 00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:18,015 Ben, we only have until dawn. 727 00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:20,217 (laughing) 728 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,786 (upbeat music) 729 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:27,124 Ace of diamonds. 730 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,526 (soft music) 731 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,307 - Who's next? 732 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:48,078 - Ace of spades. 733 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,514 (soft music) 734 00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:57,387 (phone ringing) 735 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:01,592 - Couldn't you have blocked it? 736 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,694 (phone ringing) 737 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:04,495 - Hello. 738 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:06,396 Marty, what's wrong? 739 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,868 What do you mean they wanna pull out? 740 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,271 They want an emergency meeting tomorrow? 741 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:19,943 Okay, okay, I'll grab a flight right now. 742 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,479 Get Tracy to put me on the last flight to New York. 743 00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:25,249 Yeah, right. 744 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:27,918 I'm sorry. 745 00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:30,420 Small catastrophe. 746 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:31,855 Fly to New York tonight. 747 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:36,794 I'm sorry. I'll call you later. 748 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:40,998 Goodbye. 749 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,599 - Bye. - Bye. 750 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:44,067 - Now what are we gonna do? 751 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,336 We have an extra woman. 752 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:50,440 - Well, since I'm the one causing the problem, 753 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,976 I don't mind offering the solution. 754 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:55,846 I'll just add myself to one of the couples at the end. 755 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,614 Does anyone mind? 756 00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:02,819 - Any objections? 757 00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:05,222 (soft music) 758 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:09,326 - No, not at all. 759 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,263 - Well then, let's continue. 760 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,506 - Ace of diamonds. 761 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:30,147 - Ace of hearts. 762 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:33,083 Well, what do you know? That's me. 763 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,688 Now, if all the men can give me back their cards. 764 00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:45,462 Gloria, is this really what you want? 765 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:47,865 - Absolutely. 766 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,267 (soft music) 767 00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:56,773 Hm. 768 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:00,911 Ace of hearts. 769 00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:03,313 (soft music) 770 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:08,852 - I guess you'll be joining us then. 771 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:09,720 - Hold on a second. 772 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,887 - Yes, Ben. 773 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,489 - I just find it rather odd that the last 774 00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,558 two cards drawn were the same. 775 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,261 - Well that's the luck of the draw, my friend. 776 00:48:17,261 --> 00:48:19,129 I don't see anybody else complaining. 777 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:27,104 All right, everyone, good night and disperse. 778 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,905 Let the games begin. 779 00:48:28,905 --> 00:48:31,341 (soft music) 780 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:39,349 - Excuse me. 781 00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:41,752 (soft music) 782 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,196 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 783 00:48:53,196 --> 00:48:54,898 I know how you feel about Lorenzo. 784 00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:56,833 - Don't worry, I'll be fine. 785 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,836 Besides, this is what we wanted, wasn't it? 786 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:05,175 - Is Mr. Enthusiasm getting cold feet? 787 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:08,011 - Just ignore him. 788 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:13,784 - Take it easy, huh? I'm just asking for the house keys. 789 00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:17,220 (soft music) 790 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:33,437 - Well I've never been in this room while it was so empty. 791 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:35,572 - It's a great room to play in. 792 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:38,075 - Yes, why don't we play a game? 793 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:44,848 - Hm, what game can we play with three people? 794 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:45,949 - How about nine-ball? 795 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,019 Is that okay with you, Jackie? 796 00:49:49,886 --> 00:49:51,221 - I don't know how to play. 797 00:49:52,456 --> 00:49:53,490 - I will teach you. 798 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:03,266 - Mm. 799 00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:12,542 - This is a nice place you got here. 800 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:14,144 - Yes, it is a nice place. 801 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,646 I've worked hard to earn it. 802 00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:31,161 Okay, Ben, now you're boring me. 803 00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:34,765 See, I really like to play rough. 804 00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:40,704 But hey, if you're not interested, just don't waste my time. 805 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,140 - Sorry, Helen, my mind's just on something else. 806 00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:46,676 - Something or someone? 807 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:53,116 (soft music) 808 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:37,828 Boys like you don't know anything about sex anyway. 809 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,197 Everybody thinks that screwing Gloria is the best thing 810 00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:42,766 that could happen to their sex lives. 811 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,435 And I have seen so many of you suckers fall for her. 812 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,405 But you know what? 813 00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:50,440 She's always gonna go back to her husband. 814 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,742 - You mean Bill and his millions? 815 00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:55,378 - You're all fools. She loves him. 816 00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:57,614 - But how could she? 817 00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,318 - In her own way, she does. 818 00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:06,790 Now it's Lorenzo who's the one to watch out for. 819 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,826 And he particularly likes to break in the innocent types. 820 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:10,994 It's kind of his hobby. 821 00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:15,699 He broke up the last couple that lived in your house. 822 00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:17,968 The wife became completely obsessed with him. 823 00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:22,105 - Oh my God, Jackie. He picked Jackie tonight. 824 00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:24,074 Oh God, what have I done? 825 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:25,742 Look, Helen, I've gotta go, okay. 826 00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:32,015 (scoffing) 827 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:34,885 - Jackie? 828 00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,457 - [Jackie] Let's not continue with the swap, Ben. 829 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,059 - [Helen] He particularly likes to break in 830 00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,928 the innocent types. 831 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,697 He broke up the last couple that lived in your house. 832 00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:50,100 The wife became completely obsessed with him. 833 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,204 (mysterious music) 834 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,568 - Jackie? 835 00:53:24,568 --> 00:53:27,504 (mysterious music) 836 00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:33,577 Hello? 837 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,079 Hello? 838 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,582 Jackie, thank God, I've been looking for you everywhere. 839 00:53:40,784 --> 00:53:42,018 - You have? 840 00:53:42,018 --> 00:53:44,321 - Yeah, I was worried about you. Are you okay? 841 00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:45,722 - I'm fine, Ben. 842 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:47,991 Did you have a good night? 843 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,693 - No, I've been worried about you. 844 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,828 - You were, why? 845 00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:57,067 - Well, Helen told me some really bad stuff about Lorenzo. 846 00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,603 - Really, like what? 847 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:02,172 - Just some really bad stuff. 848 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:05,809 Did you sleep with him? 849 00:54:05,809 --> 00:54:08,812 - Ben, you're not supposed to be asking me that. 850 00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:10,580 - I'll bet that slut Gloria did. 851 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,117 - What's the matter? 852 00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:14,918 - Nothing. 853 00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:17,954 It's just, I've been running around looking for you 854 00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:20,824 all over the place, and I hear these voices everywhere. 855 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:24,227 I just realized that I loved you. 856 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:29,065 And that I'd be stupid to give you up to another man. 857 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:30,867 Look, Jackie, I'm in love with you. 858 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:31,901 Let's go get married. 859 00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:33,903 - When? 860 00:54:33,903 --> 00:54:35,939 - Tomorrow, let's go to Vegas. 861 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,741 - Ben, that's silly. 862 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:39,242 - You're right, you're right. 863 00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:40,443 You deserve better than that. 864 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:43,647 Look, we'll, we'll call my parents tomorrow 865 00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:45,515 and then we'll go pick out a ring for you 866 00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:47,217 and we can get married next month. 867 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:51,287 There's just something I need to know. 868 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:53,189 - What? 869 00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:54,391 - I just need the truth. 870 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,761 Did you have sex tonight? 871 00:55:10,073 --> 00:55:12,175 - I did not have sex with Lorenzo tonight. 872 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:18,014 - Good, I was kinda worried about that. 873 00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:20,617 (upbeat music) 874 00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:47,177 ♪ There's always doubt 875 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:52,182 ♪ It's over my head 876 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:57,387 ♪ Got all this time 877 00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:02,325 ♪ And nowhere to be 878 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:09,899 ♪ All of the things you asked for ♪ 879 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:14,971 ♪ You turn away 880 00:56:17,073 --> 00:56:18,808 ♪ Oh 881 00:56:27,283 --> 00:56:29,853 (upbeat music)